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    aquachilddicksquad:

    forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

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    (via shykryn)

    Source: bloodchildbonersquad

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    davidtennantseyebrow:

    harroldstyle:

    IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
    I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

    BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

    i thought you meant testicles

    (via shykryn)

    Source: harroldstyle

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     HUGE GIVEAWAY!

    do not delete the text, only the pictures show up on your blog

    Hello everyone, We (Jared & Gabby) are hosting our 7th annual giveaway. We love doing giveaways for you guys! They’re always so fun, and we love making someone’s year by giving them tons of items for FREE! so we’re at it again! These items are mostly brand new except a few which are in great condition, and have only been slightly used, being bought for us, or bought for the giveaway by us. This giveaway will end on exactly MARCH 29th 2014. We do not accept bribes, or pick people. The random generator we have coded will choose the winner. We will try to answer all questions that this post does not. p.s. our previous urls were snuggle and drinken.

    • THE GIVEAWAY DRAWING WILL BE COMPLETELY RANDOM (THROUGH A RANDOM GENERATOR)

    ONE WINNER, WINS ALL OF THE ITEMS. (ONLY 1 Winner)

    Rules:

    1. Must be following ilypizza & Cuddling 
    2. You may reblog as much as you’d like! We are keeping track of how many times you have reblogged the giveaway.

    REBLOGS ONLY

    • no likes please
    • We are shipping world wide and for free to the winner (yes that means anywhere, so don’t feel that just because you don’t live in the USA you can’t win.)

    If you have any questions just message us HERE or HERE

    • GIVEAWAY ENDS ON MARCH 29TH, 2014 (to allow us enough time to ship the items to the winner before our spring break)

    Items:

    1. Macbook Pro - $1300
    2. IPad 2 (16g) - $400
    3. IPhone 5s (gold & 32g) - $300
    4. Bose Speaker (bluetooth) - $200
    5. Galaxy S4- $350
    6. Kindle Fire HD- $200
    7. Go Pro- $400
    8. Fossil Watch- $250
    9. Pandora Bracelet (2 charms)- $240
    10. Tiffany & Co necklace- $120
    11. Life Proof case- $100
    12. 9 IPhone 5 cases- $100
    13. IPhone 5 headphones- $10

    TOTAL = $3,970

    (via drinken)

  4.   hokutens-and-assassins:

PLEASE READ AND REBLOG!!!!!
Put your car keys beside your bed at night.Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr’s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night.If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies.This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It’s a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage.If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won’t stick around. After a few seconds, all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won’t want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.

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    hokutens-and-assassins:

    PLEASE READ AND REBLOG!!!!!


    Put your car keys beside your bed at night.

    Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr’s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night.

    If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies.

    This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It’s a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage.

    If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won’t stick around. After a few seconds, all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won’t want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.

    (via moonpaw17)

    Source: hokutens-and-assassins

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    juliedillon:

    sicosa:

    WHAT 

    WAHT

    WAT

    (via holdthef-ckup)

    Source: twinkhorse

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    snapchatting:

    there’s a place for people like me (buffets)

    (via silvermew22)

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    makochantachibanana:

    queerlux:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    nefepants:

    BEST FUCKING USE OF THAT MEME

    OH MY GOD

    I literally cannot stop giggling at that last pic

    PERFECT USE OF THAT MEME :D

    PERFECT

    BEST USE EVER

    (via fallenraindrop13)

    Source: vaptainhammer

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    clannyphantom:

    How fast would it take for me to be blocked by robin thicke if I just kept tweeting him this picture
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    (via holdthef-ckup)

    Source: clannyphantom

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    girlwhowasonfire:

    is no one going to question why this person owns a frickin skunk

    (via holdthef-ckup)

    Source: pleatedjeans

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    gearstation:

    sacredassbutt:

    baruchsbalthamos:

    Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.

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    ahem.

    (via holdthef-ckup)

    Source: baruchsbalthamos